Why (I)ndians Are Obsessed Of Goa?

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BECAUSE DIL CHAHTA HAI, HUM NA RAHE KABHI YAARON KE BIN!!

Once upon a time, there was a fort in GOA named as FORT OF CHAPORA which failed to attract any visitors. Thanks to DIL CHAHTA HAI!! They made this fort popular.

Now, people know this fort as DIL CHAHTA HAI FORT. This is one of the major attractions in Goa. Doing the trekking thing during daytime can be difficult, but  evenings are memorable if you have two things i.e. a chilled beer and a crazy group of friends to sponsor the beer.

Those picturesque sunset views are splendid.

Because, We Can See Those NANGI, SEXY And BOMBSHELL BIKINI BABES!!!

Nah! Trust me; I am not jealous of those bombshells bikini babes. In fact, I love them. No, I am not a lesbian. The reason why I used this term “NANGI” is because this is the term my Bong mom uses whenever there is an ad or music video of sexy bikini babes in MTV.

 

 

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SEXY BITCHES, SEXY BEACHES

 

The man who can make anything fly like cars, SHAMITA AUNTY who keeps on talking about my marriage, MY EX-BF. Yes, you guessed it right. No prize for guessing. Rohit shetty also loves GOA.  I don’t know why Indian moms address them as NANGI especially when two-piece is also made of a fabric or piece of cloth.

I don’t know why Indian moms address those SEXY bitches as NANGI especially when two-piece is also a piece of cloth. Just a piece of cloth. This might be the right reason. :p. ADH-NANGI is more suitable, if not right.

For instance, what if people start saying, I want that polka dot ADH NANGI. Oh God. Bikini is much better.

Because, It’s The ULTIMATE PARTY ZONE

Nikhil Chinaapa. Martin Garrix. DJ Aqueel. Sun Burn. And what more do you want?  Goa is known for its beach parties. Why would you go for those costly tours in Australia or Bali when you can enjoy the splendid view in Goa?

The most popular SUNBURN festival in Goa attracts people from all around the world. It happens on 27, 28 and 29 December of every year. And if you love gambling, GOA is the right place because it is known as the LAS VEGAS of India.

Because, You Can Have Sex With Anyone And Everyone

Nope. It’s absolutely not true. This is not my statement.  However, few of the news reports did suggest the same. Along with beautiful sun, sand and sea, people also visit GOA to have some fun. (IF YOU KNOW WHAT FUN REALLY MEANS FOR THEM ;).

Goa attracts more than three million tourists, and more than half of people are foreigners. Unfortunately, this beautiful destination is now more popular for cheap alcohol and easy availability of drugs.

SOURCE: http://www.firstpost.com/india/goa-tourism-beyond-the-sun-sand-and-sea-it-is-sleaze-and-sex-2133951.html

Because, GOA Makes You Feel Rich

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BAIA DO SANCHO? Have you heard of this beach? No? It’s one of the most popular beaches in Brazil.  Can’t afford Brazil? Forget the beaches of Brazil and Australia when you can enjoy seafood and night parties in BAGA BEACH at a much affordable price. Don’t forget to try water sports and dolphin cruises.

Forget the beaches of Brazil and Australia when you can enjoy seafood and night parties in BAGA BEACH at a much affordable price. Don’t forget to try water sports and dolphin cruises.

Don’t forget to try water sports and dolphin cruises.

What are you waiting for? After 14 days, it’s NEW YEAR.

Plan your New Year trip to GOA.

I am tight on budget.

So I can also join the trip if you don’t mind. 😉 This is going to be an affordable option.

(Of course, there must be hot guys in the group).  😀 😀

Share your CRAZY GOA PICS. I am waiting.

Like, share and comment if your GOA TRIP was amazing.

If not, watch DIL CHAHTA HAI.

 

 

 

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